"Hold on, I need another straw!" - Kelsey's Mimi as she abruptly parks the car in the middle of the Sonic exit and runs in to get... another straw. xD


My mother is such a JERK. Omg. OMG.

Anyway.

Just got back from Kitty's. She's having a sleepover, but I couldn't stay cause I work tomorrow. And forevermore, apparently. Heather texted me my schedule for next week.

Sun: 12-10
Mon: 5-10
Tues: 5-10
Wed: 6-10
Sat: 1-10

= 32 hours (factoring in breaks)
= $220 (factoring in taxes)
= Approx. $900 in the checking account
= WIN.

I may be six inches from death by the end of the week, but whatever. A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do. Or something like that.

Consolation: Hairdy Pottah midnight showing. Found out Isaac and Kitty have been plotting to take me, since I have no monies, which is really really sweet of them to do. I don't think I could find better friends, honestly.

Or a more agitating mother. OMG. Let me just go change all of my class selections for your convenience. Not that you're even paying for them. x_*

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"Obviously, you are the homo side characters!" - Tamaki (Ouran, a'course)


Naruto? The shit. The damn shit, okay.

I'm on episode 14 now. Sakura's Japanese VA is endlessly better than her English one, but Ten-Ten's Japanese VA is gonna drive me insane. o_x And I think I'll sue Kishimoto if he doesn't stop creating so many effing tasty males. Deidara? Yes. Itachi? Yes. Sasuke? Always. Naruto? Yes. Gaara? Yup. Kankuro?! Yes?!! Sans the war paint, Kankuro = wow.

Why?! ;_;

In other news, Dazed might be getting Financial Aidzez!! Previously, I've been denied all forms of free monies because of my having been homeschooled. Which is bull. I mean, literally, I think they were making that up just to be assholes at the time. But anyway, with dad out a job and all these astronomical medical expenses we keep racking up, there's a very real possibility of me getting a grant. Which would be suuuuuuper, considering I have barely $500 in my checking account.

That should buy me, what? Half a textbook? Right.

Working a ton this week, though, finally. Closed Sunday and yesterday, will also be closing tonight, tomorrow, and Thursday. Then I'm off Friday and midshift on Saturday. So at least I have the weekend off. Bah.

Did I mention that Naruto is the shit?


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"Bella does not seem to care that Jacob the Pedophile Date Rapist Werewolf is babysitting the Little Loch Ness Monster Vampire Baby from Hell." - Cracked (see below)


"Robert Pattinson

Unaware of the popularity of the book series or the insanity of its fanbase, the young actor signed on to play Edward Cullen in a three-movie contract deal in order to hit on to the lead actress. When he found out his mistake, Pattinson took to insulting the book and its author in interviews and appearing in public after long periods of not showering in order to avoid his fans. Of course, this didn't work. There is widespread speculation as to what Pattinson will try next, including possibly gaining 200 pounds and smearing his face with human excrement. We assume that Pattinson's agents are currently negotiating a deviation from the book in the second movie, in which Edward Cullen is unexpectedly killed by Lord Voldemort."

More?


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"I can show you the world - shining, shimmering, splendid! Tell me princess, now when did you last let your heart decide?" - Aladdin (he had it goin' on, you know?)


...for me to pick out all the frozen carrots from my Lean Cuisine before I heat it up? Carrots = nasteeee.

And oh-mee-gee, freakin' Kishimoto is killing me. ( OMG Naruto Spoiler! )

You know, I think since I'm off tomorrow, I'm just gonna sit and watch Shippuuden as far as I can. Reading it is a helluva lot faster, but I really wanna see Suigetsu in action. :3 (He reminds me of Riku. I think it's the hair.) Plus, it's free. Illegally. Free entertainment is good right now.

Showa and work. Boo.


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"I don't understand!" - Ryan Reynolds, The Proposal


So, I'm not an emo kid, I swear. My life just sucks. :D <--- Not Actual Face

But really, guys, thanks for caring. I'll be fine. I just gotta keep fighting down the urge to run away to California and start my modeling career. (right)

Actually did enjoy getting my pictures taken last night, though. It was a two-hour shoot around downtown. Alleys, graffiti, fire escapes, that kind of stuff. Amy's cool, she made me laugh a lot. My complexion stayed mostly decent, for all my efforts. Totally killing that today, though. I've eaten literally nothing but processed sugar.

Breakfast: HEB Cinnamon roll
Lunch: Popcorn and Ben & Jerrys Double Chocolate Fudge
Dinner: Coke Zero

Might actually eat a Lean Cuisine before I go to work. Going in at 6 instead of five, cause we had to cut hours... again. But that's okay. I finished Need, which was pretty good. If a little bit unsatisfying. The romance/fluff was good, but the plot got a little messy toward the end. All thrown together in the last five chapters. Kind of disliked the outcome, too. But hey, it's YA Fiction. You usually get what you pay for.

Went to Lizzie's Monday night with Rachel, and we filmed two scenes of her version of Phantom of the Opera. (Lizzie's, not Rachel's.) It was embarrassing, unorganized, and so so so much fun. :D (<--- Actual Face This Time) Lizzie wants to put it on YouTube and I'm trying to procrastinate long enough to where she might forget. But if it does get put up, I'll post a link. It's really awful, but amusing. Definitely amusing.

Isaac's mom had a mild heart attack last night. I think I'll check on him while I microwave the second half of dinner. *le sigh*


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"Be careful when you fight the monsters, lest you become one." - Friedrich Nietzsche

( Angst. )

Chapter 453, btw, is killing me. What is his whole, "Oh, I'm going to kill them.... no, wait.... I'ma kill EVERYONE! Yeah! Yeah I'll....well, hang on...no, just those five have to die. Yeah." deal? WTF? Boy, you need a swift kick in the head. Even though I feel bad for you. And you're pretty. You still need one.

*BIGSIGH* Okay. I feel better getting that out. The big cut part, not the Naruto bit. Gonna go pop in a movie or read or something. Something anti-social sounds fun.


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"If the realism becomes too intense, just close your eyes, and the feeling will go away." - Announcement at the IMAX theater.

I'd never been to an IMAX before yesterday, and neither had Isaac. It probably wouldn't have been so memorable if the first thing that popped up hadn't been a man climbing the Alps.

Isaac & I: *still tittering about aforementioned announcement*
Screen: BOOM. ALPS.
Isaac & I: *clutch each other* O_O

We really aren't that sissy.... most of the time.

( Kick-ass robots, potential stalker, bubble tea, arrowheads, Austin traffic, new smecshy posters for my wall... )

So, I'm thinking, queeney, that you and I will need to go see some IMAX movies as soon as you're back in town. Jah? Jah.

Aunt Peggy is swinging by tonight for a bit, and then Rachel and Kelsey's band concert is at 7:30. Rachel's coming over after that to sleepover so we can write more of our script and watch Disney movies. And hang posters. Cause that's quite difficult to do on the ceiling. xD

Vundabar!


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"What you feel only matters to you. It's what you do to the people you say you love, that's what matters. The only thing that counts!" - The dad from The Last Kiss


Watched that movie today. Aside from the insight into fun sex positions, I rather enjoyed it. (Why must there always be graphic sex?!!! WHY?!1 It's really starting to bother me that every time I turn a corner it's like HELLO.) It's kind of like watching a really slow train wreck, and everyone behaves horribly. But nobody gets away with it. So it's like reality, only everyone's prettier.

( Blah blah blah, photos, vet visit of astronomical price proportions, books, dad's lingering unemployment... fun stuff! )

Guess I'll be a good girl and go to bed now. Working for a few hours tomorrow, then movie night with the gang. Should be nice. :)


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"Cake's good, but you can not have sex with cake." - Fez

Why are the Naruto boys so goddamn delicious?!!

( PROOF )

Omg. Being in love with a fictional character is still cool when you're almost 19, yes? Yes. Good. >_>;;

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"....no, have you seen her husband?! He's like a freakin' hobo! He has..... the nastiest eyebrows.....!" - Little asian girls who's parents run the nail salon down the strip from where I work. They are frequent, and sometimes hilarious, shoppers who have no idea how much we talk about them. LOL

Seriously. I'm borderline obssesed with them. They are so godammed pretty. I hate them. :( Booo.

HEY LOOK QUEENEY! A POST! :P

Recently: Got outta spring semester with all A's (Dean's List? Fifth semester in a row? Oh jah?!), went to Disneyworld in A MONSOON OMG WHAT ARE THE ODDS?!, decided that Mister-Phone-Number-on-my-Car is too clingy even over text messages, dyed my hair....again, went through my closet and have literally gotten rid of hundreds of things, and started buying Disney movies used on Amazon cause we don't have them all on DVD yet and I waaannnttsss theeemmmm.

Aladdin should be coming this week. Got Emperor's New Groove last week, which is, I must say, Disney's greatest comedy. Really. It never got the attention it deserved.

Uhmmmmmmmmmmm. Yeah. MySpace now lets people not on MySpace view your photo albums, so as soon as I get the rest of the Disney photos up, I'll be sure to post a link. Cause I know you all want to see what Dazed running around Florida with a paper-thin, plastic, $8, glorified tarp over her head looks like. I'm not bitter. Nooooo. >_>


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